| Why Men are Never Depressed |
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: >Men Are Just Happier People-- >What do you expect from such simple creatures? >Your last name stays put. >The garage is all yours. >Wedding plans take care of themselves. >Chocolate is just another snack. >You can be President. >You can never be pregnant. >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. >You can wear NO shirt to a water park. >Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. >You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. >Same work, more pay. >Wrinkles add character. >Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. >The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. >One mood all the time. >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. >You know stuff about tanks. >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. >You can open all your own jars. >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. >If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. >You almost never have strap problems in public. >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. >Everything on your face stays its original color. >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. >You only have to shave your face and neck. >You can play with toys all your life. >Your belly usually hides your big hips. >One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. >You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. >You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. >No wonder men are happier. Rachel Nightingale Morkies.ca |
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| Last Updated ( Thursday, 15 January 2009 ) |